F.A.R.T. by Blue (Guest Writer)

This piece is written by a guest writer and friend of mine. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

You ever laugh so hard you fart?
You ever sneeze so hard you fart?
You ever cough so hard you fart?
You ever make love so hard you fart?
You ever pee so hard you fart?
You ever been tickled so hard you fart?
You ever been hugged so hard you fart?
You ever loved someone so hard you fart?
Cause when you; Finally Achieve Real Togetherness
It’ll make you FART every time……

Written by Blue